Casa de Living in Grace been infiltrated by a foreign species of bacterial entities.
Germs are everywhere in the form of a walking, hacking, snotting, grouchy 14 year old male. I have no idea what they've done with my son. We've looked high and low, but cannot find him anywhere.
We truly believe that the infiltrators have the ability to clone the human form and completely annihilate it's prototype.
I'm locked in the bunker, to avoid being attacked. Should I be exposed, I would be taken to the local sick bay and placed on quarantine. My immune system is weak against the perils of assimilation by the bacterial invaders.
Send reinforcements. Our Nyquil warriors are tired and losing the battle to hold the line.
Please, if anyone is out there... we need help!