No matter how I try, no matter what I do, I just can't shake my new love. It would appear that, despite my best efforts, Mr. Insomnia and I are meant to be together. 4evah.
It's quite a nice routine we have, he and I. I go to bed around 10, like a normal person, and spring to life again no later than 1:30am to meet with my new friend. We surf blogs, watch TV and catch up on DVR, and read until about 6am. Then, as the sun threatens to expose us, I slink back to bed, throw on a sleep mask and resume my normal life again after sleeping for 3 or 4 hours.
I could float away on the amount of Sleepytime Tea I've tried, not to mention the Benadryl, Ambien, Rozerum and whatever else we tried. Mr. Insomnia is just too strong for me. He is like a jealous lover who just won't let go.
Unfortunately, the side effects of our relationship are becoming an issue. There's the crankiness, moodiness, zombie-like fuzziness, and the general lack of overall caring about a single. darn. thing. Not the best time of year to be that way, y'know? Sometimes even just getting up the energy to take a shower is too much. Ewwwww.
I need a new friend. One who accepts me as I am, and doesn't try to change me into this monster.
Anyone out there got any ideas on how I can ditch this fool?
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